And the Gorilas Take the Lead..!

Hey Kids! According to a news story I almost finished reading, gorilas are headed towards extinction. Finallly!

Think of all the benefits we'll have once those overgrown, space wasting monkeys are gone. I can finally roam free through western Africa without a watermelon size turd hurled my way.

The story said that the cause of extinction in most of these animals (they mentioned more than just gorilas) is human interference with their natural habitat. THEN they went on to say that in any given gorila area, 33-95% of all deaths are caused by the Ebola virus. A virus humans got from monkeys. I don't see how we can put the blame on the man in the yellow hat when it's obvious that it's George's curiosity that's getting these animals in trouble.

All these stories that try to blame humans for the deaths of animals that have been dying for 1000's of years are getting pretty boring to me. I find it pretty ironic that the people that preach about saving the animals, and how human interference is wiping them out, and global warming is killing polar bears, are the same people that laugh when Christians talk about creationism. They tout evolution, "Survival of the Fittest", as scientific fact instead of the circular reasoning/collection of theories that it is. Well wake up hypocrites! Maybe the gorilas just aren't fit to survive. Or maybe they should have turned into humans like you say the other monkeys did.

But it's pretty selfish to artificially save a species that can't take care of themselves. Get the numbers up to a suitable range and let 'em loose back into the environment they couldn't survive in. Good thinking! "Hey child molestor fresh out of prison. Welcome back to society. We're gonna make you a crossing guard!" Good move granola heads.

These people that think they're helping the planet by protecting the gorilas are taking a one sided perspective. They're only thinking about the apes. But what about all the bananas that will be saved once the gorilas are gone? Do you even stop to think about the fruit or are you too much of a fruitaphobe. I've seen the videos. These beasts heartlessly tear into bananas without any sort of remorse for ending the life of a fruit.

Maybe Mother Nature sent us the ebola virus to rid the world of these banana abusing beasts. Maybe that's all part of the greater plan. Every year banana's are destroyed by hurricanes, fires and termites. Do we really need to keep Gorilas in the equation too? Devouring our most delicious source of Potassium? I don't think so. Have a heart you tree huggers, and think about the trees for once.

I realize this sounded pretty right wing. How I put down Evolution and all. Don't get me wrong, Creationism is equally as retarded. Neither one of them are a proven science and neither one of them should be taught to kids. In fact the only thing kids need to learn these days is Harry Potter. With all the outsourcing we do here in the States they're not gonna need to know how to do ANYthing because they won't have any jobs available. But that's for a different blog!

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-CalexicoD