I'm not gonna say how I got the footage, but it happened.
Here's Osama telling Pakistan to wage a Holy War.
Osama and Pakistan
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Friday, September 21, 2007
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
I should be more embarrassed by my choices...
When I was in Film School I took the higher ground and focused my efforts on story development and aesthetically pleasing visual methods. I wanted to bring a unique voice/vision to the entertainment world. I wanted to think outside the box and show the world that you can have artistic looking comedy on the big screen and on television at home. I was bored with traditional Sitcoms and HATED Reality TV, and now my hipocrisy is exposed AGAIN by my recent decision to start TiVOing "Beauty and the Geek".
I think this is the TV viewer equivalent of what the priests did to the kids. They deny themselves sex for SO long that they end up totally sexually deviant. Same thing with me. I abstained from regular old Survivor and Extreme Makeover for so long that I end up jumping into the WORST reality TV available. I watched Temptation Island, America's Next Top Model, Project Runway, whatever crap is on HGTV and now Beauty and the Geek. The only way I could move further away from the young artistic hopeful I was in college is if I start watching the shows on MTV - The Hills, Puff Daddy's Franken-band, Cheaters, et. al.. I think that's the Film School grad turned TV Viewer equivalent of what Jeffrey Dahmer used to do.
- TANGENT: Why did we call that guy Jeffrey? That's like a cute little kid name. It makes him sound kind of fun. "What are you gonna do today son?" "Hang out at Jeffrey's house. He's gonna show me the head in his freezer." We shoulda gone by Jeff. No more serial killer euphamisms.
And we're back.
What sold me on this Beauty and the Geek show? The following line:
"The guy that invented Math must have had nothing better to do that day because it is boring" - some dumb 'Beauty'.
Yup. THE GUY that INVENTED Math... that DAY. I wish I could have thought of that. She has an amazing mind. I am too dumb to deny logic and be as free as this woman. I'm a slave to logic. I wish I could put aside how impossibly ridiculous the things are that come out of my mouth and just spew whatever's on my mind. Get rid of that need for some sort of rationality. Rosanne Barr has the ability, Sally Fields too. I need that.
Another completely awesome part about the show? The geeks. They found the weirdest, most socially awkward guys available and I HAVE to believe, dressed them up to look even more ridiculous. I've met some nerdy guys before, not ONE of them wore a bow tie with his polo shirt and filled the pockets with pens and highlighters. That's fake. I watched to show screaming at the TV because of how obviously staged everything was.
I know, I know, every reality show is fake, but I doubt that on Survivor you ever get the feeling that they say "Cut! Can we make him look more weather beaten? Maybe put a beetle on him somewhere?"
They have the job listings under their names when they're talking to the camera, like every show does. One of the Geek's description said that he was a LARPER - Live Action Role Player. He dresses up like a wizard and pretends to fight dragons or something. Okay, that I'll buy. But the Blonde Beauty who had the job description of Professional Betty Boop I'm not gonna believe.
So if you need a show that will make you feel smart and socially adequate while at the same time filling you with shame for feeding the Reality Monster, tune in to the CW Tuesday nights and watch Beauty and the Geek. Ah yes, the CW has yet again blessed us with stimulating programming. I can't wait to see what the show Gossip Girl is all about. Sounds like another shameful pleasure I'll have starting next Weds at 9/8 central.
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-CalexicoD
I think this is the TV viewer equivalent of what the priests did to the kids. They deny themselves sex for SO long that they end up totally sexually deviant. Same thing with me. I abstained from regular old Survivor and Extreme Makeover for so long that I end up jumping into the WORST reality TV available. I watched Temptation Island, America's Next Top Model, Project Runway, whatever crap is on HGTV and now Beauty and the Geek. The only way I could move further away from the young artistic hopeful I was in college is if I start watching the shows on MTV - The Hills, Puff Daddy's Franken-band, Cheaters, et. al.. I think that's the Film School grad turned TV Viewer equivalent of what Jeffrey Dahmer used to do.
- TANGENT: Why did we call that guy Jeffrey? That's like a cute little kid name. It makes him sound kind of fun. "What are you gonna do today son?" "Hang out at Jeffrey's house. He's gonna show me the head in his freezer." We shoulda gone by Jeff. No more serial killer euphamisms.
And we're back.
What sold me on this Beauty and the Geek show? The following line:
"The guy that invented Math must have had nothing better to do that day because it is boring" - some dumb 'Beauty'.
Yup. THE GUY that INVENTED Math... that DAY. I wish I could have thought of that. She has an amazing mind. I am too dumb to deny logic and be as free as this woman. I'm a slave to logic. I wish I could put aside how impossibly ridiculous the things are that come out of my mouth and just spew whatever's on my mind. Get rid of that need for some sort of rationality. Rosanne Barr has the ability, Sally Fields too. I need that.
Another completely awesome part about the show? The geeks. They found the weirdest, most socially awkward guys available and I HAVE to believe, dressed them up to look even more ridiculous. I've met some nerdy guys before, not ONE of them wore a bow tie with his polo shirt and filled the pockets with pens and highlighters. That's fake. I watched to show screaming at the TV because of how obviously staged everything was.
I know, I know, every reality show is fake, but I doubt that on Survivor you ever get the feeling that they say "Cut! Can we make him look more weather beaten? Maybe put a beetle on him somewhere?"
They have the job listings under their names when they're talking to the camera, like every show does. One of the Geek's description said that he was a LARPER - Live Action Role Player. He dresses up like a wizard and pretends to fight dragons or something. Okay, that I'll buy. But the Blonde Beauty who had the job description of Professional Betty Boop I'm not gonna believe.
So if you need a show that will make you feel smart and socially adequate while at the same time filling you with shame for feeding the Reality Monster, tune in to the CW Tuesday nights and watch Beauty and the Geek. Ah yes, the CW has yet again blessed us with stimulating programming. I can't wait to see what the show Gossip Girl is all about. Sounds like another shameful pleasure I'll have starting next Weds at 9/8 central.
Subscribe to my bullshit.
-CalexicoD
Monday, September 17, 2007
Hold on while I start this mulch pile...
As some of you know, I've had this problem going on with my feet for a couple years. I went to a couple of different doctors and got on a couple of different medications and changed a bunch of stuff that I eat and blah blah blah. Nothing really worked. The skin problem came and went as it pleased, like an old woman's fart.
Over the course of this skin problem my Mom has been offering "natural" remedies that I scoff at. "Try the mud from the bottom of the Dead Sea"
"No, I think I'll just stick to what the doctor says"
"Have you tried aloe and castor oil?"
"No Mom, and I haven't tried Dr. Quacks Magic Foot Tonic either. I'll just stick to what the doctor says"
Well, I finally caved in and tried an all natural remedy that's supposed to be for joint pains and stuff and as much as I hate to admit it, my foot problem is all but gone. I've always had faith in the American Medical system, taking for granted that they use some sort of scientific method to develop treatments, that I'm generally healthy and anything wrong with me is an easy fix, but for some reason my feet have stumped the medical community. Come on guys! It ain't bird flu!
I never bought into the whole "the indigenous people of the Andes have been rubbing ostrich shit on their toes for centuries to stave off fungus and nightmares, so we know it works better than modern medicine man. Screw Biochemistry, the Shaman's had it right with the root of the Puc Puc bush the whole time man. It's all a conspiracy to..." and that's about as far as any of these hippies get with me before I walk away.
But for some reason, I decided to give this "All Natural Old Fashioned Balm-Liniment!" a try. Florida's Best Balm Liniment which brags "No jokin'! We're Smokin'!" (I'm not sure how this makes sense) and "No bad smell!" - even though it smells like someone mixed Vicks Vapor Rub and Ben Gay and let them sit out in the hot sun for three days. And it worked. And now I wish it hadn't.
"Used and approved by Mom and Granny!" - I just saw that one on the bottle.
For anyone that's interested, like most cracked out wacky products, this isn't available in stores! You can only get it from a woman that doesn't realize it's no longer 1968 at the LA county fair. So if you need something that cures what ails ya and is the best known balm to cure your aches, pains, celulite, firm up your boobs, grow your hair back, get rid of your debt and make you run faster than a colored fella, try APR! Florida's best balm-liniment with ALL NATURAL INGREDIENTS! They picked everything, including the plastic bottle, right off the Balm Liniment Tree! It's the best thing since sliced bread.
So I'm adding this crap to my ongoing list of how I am an unintentional hippie. I drive a Prius because it's cheaper. I recycle because they give you money. I turn my lights off when I'm not in a room because it costs less. I don't shower because I'm lazy. I'm slowly going green, but not because I care about the planet, because I care about money. So I'm not gonna shuffle off to some protest about Global Warming and the Polar Bears, unless there's some money in it.
Subscribe to my blog and discover how much of a hypocrite I've become. I've gotta go join a drum circle.
-CalexicoD
Over the course of this skin problem my Mom has been offering "natural" remedies that I scoff at. "Try the mud from the bottom of the Dead Sea"
"No, I think I'll just stick to what the doctor says"
"Have you tried aloe and castor oil?"
"No Mom, and I haven't tried Dr. Quacks Magic Foot Tonic either. I'll just stick to what the doctor says"
Well, I finally caved in and tried an all natural remedy that's supposed to be for joint pains and stuff and as much as I hate to admit it, my foot problem is all but gone. I've always had faith in the American Medical system, taking for granted that they use some sort of scientific method to develop treatments, that I'm generally healthy and anything wrong with me is an easy fix, but for some reason my feet have stumped the medical community. Come on guys! It ain't bird flu!
I never bought into the whole "the indigenous people of the Andes have been rubbing ostrich shit on their toes for centuries to stave off fungus and nightmares, so we know it works better than modern medicine man. Screw Biochemistry, the Shaman's had it right with the root of the Puc Puc bush the whole time man. It's all a conspiracy to..." and that's about as far as any of these hippies get with me before I walk away.
But for some reason, I decided to give this "All Natural Old Fashioned Balm-Liniment!" a try. Florida's Best Balm Liniment which brags "No jokin'! We're Smokin'!" (I'm not sure how this makes sense) and "No bad smell!" - even though it smells like someone mixed Vicks Vapor Rub and Ben Gay and let them sit out in the hot sun for three days. And it worked. And now I wish it hadn't.
"Used and approved by Mom and Granny!" - I just saw that one on the bottle.
For anyone that's interested, like most cracked out wacky products, this isn't available in stores! You can only get it from a woman that doesn't realize it's no longer 1968 at the LA county fair. So if you need something that cures what ails ya and is the best known balm to cure your aches, pains, celulite, firm up your boobs, grow your hair back, get rid of your debt and make you run faster than a colored fella, try APR! Florida's best balm-liniment with ALL NATURAL INGREDIENTS! They picked everything, including the plastic bottle, right off the Balm Liniment Tree! It's the best thing since sliced bread.
So I'm adding this crap to my ongoing list of how I am an unintentional hippie. I drive a Prius because it's cheaper. I recycle because they give you money. I turn my lights off when I'm not in a room because it costs less. I don't shower because I'm lazy. I'm slowly going green, but not because I care about the planet, because I care about money. So I'm not gonna shuffle off to some protest about Global Warming and the Polar Bears, unless there's some money in it.
Subscribe to my blog and discover how much of a hypocrite I've become. I've gotta go join a drum circle.
-CalexicoD
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Some Videos I Was In...
Here are some videos I was in.
This one is part of a series that my friend Dan Bialek does for DotComedy.com
This is a series I'm starting with my friend Sean Bennett called The Bathroom Series. It was viewd 148,000 times on MySpace in under a week and we got a TON of bad comments. So the one directly below it was our response to the comments.
Adam's Big Day
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Adam and Sean react to "Military Wake-Up"
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So if you enjoy these vids, let me know and feel free to ADD me on MySpace and tell your friends!
This one is part of a series that my friend Dan Bialek does for DotComedy.com
This is a series I'm starting with my friend Sean Bennett called The Bathroom Series. It was viewd 148,000 times on MySpace in under a week and we got a TON of bad comments. So the one directly below it was our response to the comments.
Adam's Big Day
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Adam and Sean react to "Military Wake-Up"
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So if you enjoy these vids, let me know and feel free to ADD me on MySpace and tell your friends!
And the Gorilas Take the Lead..!
Hey Kids! According to a news story I almost finished reading, gorilas are headed towards extinction. Finallly!
Think of all the benefits we'll have once those overgrown, space wasting monkeys are gone. I can finally roam free through western Africa without a watermelon size turd hurled my way.
The story said that the cause of extinction in most of these animals (they mentioned more than just gorilas) is human interference with their natural habitat. THEN they went on to say that in any given gorila area, 33-95% of all deaths are caused by the Ebola virus. A virus humans got from monkeys. I don't see how we can put the blame on the man in the yellow hat when it's obvious that it's George's curiosity that's getting these animals in trouble.
All these stories that try to blame humans for the deaths of animals that have been dying for 1000's of years are getting pretty boring to me. I find it pretty ironic that the people that preach about saving the animals, and how human interference is wiping them out, and global warming is killing polar bears, are the same people that laugh when Christians talk about creationism. They tout evolution, "Survival of the Fittest", as scientific fact instead of the circular reasoning/collection of theories that it is. Well wake up hypocrites! Maybe the gorilas just aren't fit to survive. Or maybe they should have turned into humans like you say the other monkeys did.
But it's pretty selfish to artificially save a species that can't take care of themselves. Get the numbers up to a suitable range and let 'em loose back into the environment they couldn't survive in. Good thinking! "Hey child molestor fresh out of prison. Welcome back to society. We're gonna make you a crossing guard!" Good move granola heads.
These people that think they're helping the planet by protecting the gorilas are taking a one sided perspective. They're only thinking about the apes. But what about all the bananas that will be saved once the gorilas are gone? Do you even stop to think about the fruit or are you too much of a fruitaphobe. I've seen the videos. These beasts heartlessly tear into bananas without any sort of remorse for ending the life of a fruit.
Maybe Mother Nature sent us the ebola virus to rid the world of these banana abusing beasts. Maybe that's all part of the greater plan. Every year banana's are destroyed by hurricanes, fires and termites. Do we really need to keep Gorilas in the equation too? Devouring our most delicious source of Potassium? I don't think so. Have a heart you tree huggers, and think about the trees for once.
I realize this sounded pretty right wing. How I put down Evolution and all. Don't get me wrong, Creationism is equally as retarded. Neither one of them are a proven science and neither one of them should be taught to kids. In fact the only thing kids need to learn these days is Harry Potter. With all the outsourcing we do here in the States they're not gonna need to know how to do ANYthing because they won't have any jobs available. But that's for a different blog!
Feel free to subscribe to this if you haven't already.
-CalexicoD
Think of all the benefits we'll have once those overgrown, space wasting monkeys are gone. I can finally roam free through western Africa without a watermelon size turd hurled my way.
The story said that the cause of extinction in most of these animals (they mentioned more than just gorilas) is human interference with their natural habitat. THEN they went on to say that in any given gorila area, 33-95% of all deaths are caused by the Ebola virus. A virus humans got from monkeys. I don't see how we can put the blame on the man in the yellow hat when it's obvious that it's George's curiosity that's getting these animals in trouble.
All these stories that try to blame humans for the deaths of animals that have been dying for 1000's of years are getting pretty boring to me. I find it pretty ironic that the people that preach about saving the animals, and how human interference is wiping them out, and global warming is killing polar bears, are the same people that laugh when Christians talk about creationism. They tout evolution, "Survival of the Fittest", as scientific fact instead of the circular reasoning/collection of theories that it is. Well wake up hypocrites! Maybe the gorilas just aren't fit to survive. Or maybe they should have turned into humans like you say the other monkeys did.
But it's pretty selfish to artificially save a species that can't take care of themselves. Get the numbers up to a suitable range and let 'em loose back into the environment they couldn't survive in. Good thinking! "Hey child molestor fresh out of prison. Welcome back to society. We're gonna make you a crossing guard!" Good move granola heads.
These people that think they're helping the planet by protecting the gorilas are taking a one sided perspective. They're only thinking about the apes. But what about all the bananas that will be saved once the gorilas are gone? Do you even stop to think about the fruit or are you too much of a fruitaphobe. I've seen the videos. These beasts heartlessly tear into bananas without any sort of remorse for ending the life of a fruit.
Maybe Mother Nature sent us the ebola virus to rid the world of these banana abusing beasts. Maybe that's all part of the greater plan. Every year banana's are destroyed by hurricanes, fires and termites. Do we really need to keep Gorilas in the equation too? Devouring our most delicious source of Potassium? I don't think so. Have a heart you tree huggers, and think about the trees for once.
I realize this sounded pretty right wing. How I put down Evolution and all. Don't get me wrong, Creationism is equally as retarded. Neither one of them are a proven science and neither one of them should be taught to kids. In fact the only thing kids need to learn these days is Harry Potter. With all the outsourcing we do here in the States they're not gonna need to know how to do ANYthing because they won't have any jobs available. But that's for a different blog!
Feel free to subscribe to this if you haven't already.
-CalexicoD
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
I'm Sorry Bloggy...
Hey Bloggy,
Look, I know I've been a little distant and scatter brained lately with all the videos and hangovers but I promise that we'll be back together making funny written words. I've just gotta sort some stuff out. I'm sure you feel like you've been cast to the wayside for newer, hipper, videos but that's not the case. I don't even LIKE these videos. They just come at me all like "Hey, I'm an easy way to get you exposure!" and that's all that they are. I'm not connected to these videos the way I've been connected to you Blog. You've been here since my first log-in and don't think I've forgotten.
Those videos are solely to help my career. I know that other people are all into their bells and whistles like pause buttons and volume control, but I promise you blog, it's only for exposure. I'd like to keep you out of the limelight. I'm trying to keep what we have special. I don't want to turn Brangelina or Bennifer. I don't want us to be Bladam.
You've always been there for me. Remember Barrack O'Clinton? Remember Steroids in Wrestling? That was all me and you baby. Those are what I look back and chuckle. Those words don't need Flash Player 9 and a special player. Just HTML and love.
So I promise you Bloggy. You're still near and dear to my heart and I apologize if I've come of as neglectful, but like I said, we're gonna have some rough times. So just hang in there with me because I know pretty soon I'm gonna need you to be there for me when I read a ridiculous news story or hear a funny song. You think VIDEOS can relay the genius? Videos can't even italicize.
Smooches.
-CalexicoD
PS: Here's the latest video I did. It was in response to a bunch of shitty comments I got on another one.
Enjoy!
Adam and Sean react to "Military Wake-Up"
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Look, I know I've been a little distant and scatter brained lately with all the videos and hangovers but I promise that we'll be back together making funny written words. I've just gotta sort some stuff out. I'm sure you feel like you've been cast to the wayside for newer, hipper, videos but that's not the case. I don't even LIKE these videos. They just come at me all like "Hey, I'm an easy way to get you exposure!" and that's all that they are. I'm not connected to these videos the way I've been connected to you Blog. You've been here since my first log-in and don't think I've forgotten.
Those videos are solely to help my career. I know that other people are all into their bells and whistles like pause buttons and volume control, but I promise you blog, it's only for exposure. I'd like to keep you out of the limelight. I'm trying to keep what we have special. I don't want to turn Brangelina or Bennifer. I don't want us to be Bladam.
You've always been there for me. Remember Barrack O'Clinton? Remember Steroids in Wrestling? That was all me and you baby. Those are what I look back and chuckle. Those words don't need Flash Player 9 and a special player. Just HTML and love.
So I promise you Bloggy. You're still near and dear to my heart and I apologize if I've come of as neglectful, but like I said, we're gonna have some rough times. So just hang in there with me because I know pretty soon I'm gonna need you to be there for me when I read a ridiculous news story or hear a funny song. You think VIDEOS can relay the genius? Videos can't even italicize.
Smooches.
-CalexicoD
PS: Here's the latest video I did. It was in response to a bunch of shitty comments I got on another one.
Enjoy!
Adam and Sean react to "Military Wake-Up"
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Wednesday, September 5, 2007
Everything Smells Funny...
I haven't showered yet today and my apartment has been like an oven the past couple of days. People have died from the heat wave, which happens every year, and yet every year people are surprised by the deaths. The majority of them are old. I know they're special but seriously, when you're 87 years old, I think heat counts as natural causes. They were around BEFORE air conditioning and they lasted a long time. Let them go.
My car smells horrible. I don't know how to explain it. Imagine an animal made out of cat shit that died in a microwave and was left out on a porch in Louisiana. I don't know where it came from, or when it started but when I run my air, my car smells like death.
I made a new video. I'm planning on starting a web series for you guys to check out once a week/month/when I get to it. I've got my first cut of my first episode (which needs some work) that you can check out here. Share it with your friends. Along with my other vids. Let's go viral. I want to be the next Chocolate Rain.
Now subscribe to me.
-CalexicoD
My car smells horrible. I don't know how to explain it. Imagine an animal made out of cat shit that died in a microwave and was left out on a porch in Louisiana. I don't know where it came from, or when it started but when I run my air, my car smells like death.
I made a new video. I'm planning on starting a web series for you guys to check out once a week/month/when I get to it. I've got my first cut of my first episode (which needs some work) that you can check out here. Share it with your friends. Along with my other vids. Let's go viral. I want to be the next Chocolate Rain.
Now subscribe to me.
-CalexicoD
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
Summer's over kiddies...
Ah the joys of Labor Day! A day to kick back and have fun with your friends, making videos, cracking jokes, drinking beer. In other words, my daily routine. No holiday necessary...
Labor Day has passed fans of Me, so put away those white clothes, dust off those earthy Fall tones and enjoy this video!
Watch it. Love it. Share it (by clicking this link and copying URL).
Ciao!
Adam's Big Day
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-CalexicoD
Labor Day has passed fans of Me, so put away those white clothes, dust off those earthy Fall tones and enjoy this video!
Watch it. Love it. Share it (by clicking this link and copying URL).
Ciao!
Adam's Big Day
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Saturday, September 1, 2007
A New Dem Has Entered The Race...
Recent news from the Democratic Party has announced an new addition to the race to the presidency. Barrack O'Clinton will be making a stand in an effort to gain the democratic nod. A staunch liberal, O'Clinton's views on issues like Iraq and abortion fall in line with most democrats, but it's his controversial plan to pull troops from Iraq to occupy England that has some critics scratching their heads. In a statement made Friday morning from his home in the Mystical Forest, O'Clinton mentioned that "Those damn Brits have been controlling the Irish for centuries and if that ain't terrorism, I don't know what is."
According to his campaign manager, O'Clinton already has a substantial lead above his opponents in campaign funding due to the never ending supply of rainbows. He is also drawing support from General Mills, Harrah's Gaming and Guinness. He plans to use his own gold to put in to place Universal Health Care and to eliminate the trillion dollar deficit.
O'Clinton's bid for the presidency includes making March 17th and 18th federal holidays. The already popular St. Patrick's Day on the 17th will be followed by Recuperation Day on the 18th in an effort to make March 19th one of the most productive days during the work year.
His plan to ratify our immigration policies are touted as both radical and unbelievable. He hopes to pass the Dragon Bill which would put a dragon every 100 yards along the Mexican border to keep illegal aliens from crossing by foot. A daring move drawing criticism from his own party but garnering respect from many in the Republican party.
Supporters of O'Clinton admire his grace and jigging ability, however critics are touting him as "not Irish enough" saying he only appeals to the Irish CHILDREN and not the adults that can actually vote for him. He's also got lack of experience posing a threat to his campaign drawing his only experience as Keeper of The North Forest, some say he is underqualified. His popular flub on the campaign trail saying "have you seen the cost of buckle shoes and green bowler caps these days?" during a meeting with a group in Iowa drew some sneers and looks of confusion from his audience at O'Mally's pub. But he recovered gracefully saying "I hope that one day we ALL have the means to purchase buckle shoes and green bowler caps which is what my tax reform should put us one step closer to" and then he dissapeared.
This run for presidency has seen some interesting characters with the possibility of our first Black President, first Woman President, and now quite possibly our first Leprechaun President. Here's what the public is saying about O'Clinton:
"I think he's cute." - Karen Williams - Sales Rep - Cincinatti, OH
"I like his views on protecting the right for a woman to choose, but I'm not sure he's Irish enough for me." - Shamus O'Flannigan - Local Drunk - Boston, MA
"Who?" - Kenneth Meyers - Salem, OR
Well with the primaries just over the horizon, Barrack O'Clinton really exemplifies the choices we have in this election and hopes to cross communities to gain support from not only the drunken Irish Catholics but also the drunken hispanics, the drunken Italians and the South and all the fabulous drunks in Ohio, the state that has the potential to turn an election.
-CalexicoD
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