Tuesday, September 11, 2007

I'm Sorry Bloggy...

Hey Bloggy,

Look, I know I've been a little distant and scatter brained lately with all the videos and hangovers but I promise that we'll be back together making funny written words. I've just gotta sort some stuff out. I'm sure you feel like you've been cast to the wayside for newer, hipper, videos but that's not the case. I don't even LIKE these videos. They just come at me all like "Hey, I'm an easy way to get you exposure!" and that's all that they are. I'm not connected to these videos the way I've been connected to you Blog. You've been here since my first log-in and don't think I've forgotten.

Those videos are solely to help my career. I know that other people are all into their bells and whistles like pause buttons and volume control, but I promise you blog, it's only for exposure. I'd like to keep you out of the limelight. I'm trying to keep what we have special. I don't want to turn Brangelina or Bennifer. I don't want us to be Bladam.

You've always been there for me. Remember Barrack O'Clinton? Remember Steroids in Wrestling? That was all me and you baby. Those are what I look back and chuckle. Those words don't need Flash Player 9 and a special player. Just HTML and love.

So I promise you Bloggy. You're still near and dear to my heart and I apologize if I've come of as neglectful, but like I said, we're gonna have some rough times. So just hang in there with me because I know pretty soon I'm gonna need you to be there for me when I read a ridiculous news story or hear a funny song. You think VIDEOS can relay the genius? Videos can't even italicize.

Smooches.

-CalexicoD

PS: Here's the latest video I did. It was in response to a bunch of shitty comments I got on another one.

Enjoy!

Adam and Sean react to "Military Wake-Up"

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