Friday, August 24, 2007

Thanks for wasting my time Music Television...

MTV just called me and hung up. No message, nothing. REAL FUCKING MATURE MTV!!! What the hell??? You guys starting up a new show called "Hang Ups" or some shit?

"We got 2 hot guys and 2 hot girls and they see how many people they can hang up on in 30min while we watch from a van! It's called Hang Ups and our contestants don't have any hang ups about hanging up!"

Actually, that show sounds better than most of their programming. Maybe I'll pitch it to them.

Think of it like the Jerky Boys meets Punk'd, but there's no script! We're going for the 13-14 year old lonely boy demographic. The ones that still crank call because they haven't discovered masturbation yet.

-CalexicoD

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