I'm pretty pissed off right now.
I've spent all day watching Fox Weather and it's TOTALLY biased towards the right wing. I mean, it's SOOO obvious. They say things like "In Los Angeles, it's gonna be about 85 degrees with 10% humidity, horrible day to be a Republican. But in Georgia, it's about 95 degrees and 300% humidity. Great Republican weather!" That's bullshit man. You guys are supposed to report the weather, not give me "the other side" of the weather. "Well everything looks great in Baghdad today! That ain't cool brutha. Billions of people are dying there by the minute. Tim Robbins said so bro.
They don't even MENTION global warming and that's responsible for like 98% of all Sea Otter deaths!
It's pretty depressing too. They rename the hurricanes like "Not since Hurricane John F. Kennedy has New Orleans been touted with this much rain. Those democrat hurricanes, always hurting the people they think they're trying to help." They don't even call storms "storms" they call them Clintons. "Heavy flooding in Iowa thanks to a stong Clinton that came through dumping 36" of rain in 24 hours. It also dumped false promises and an insurmountable amount of double talk.
Come on Fox Weather! Does EVERY state on your map have to have a different picture of Reagan on it? It's bullshit man. They're not even trying to hide it.
And their death tolls are pretty rude too. "25 people have died from this flood, and unfortunately 7 of them were Republican. Our thoughts and prayers go out to the families of these 7 republicans."
Sometimes they don't even report weather. They say things like "sin will rain today on every abortion clinic in Seattle. Also, be careful of a massive front of Sinfulness in San Francisco, West Hollywood and whatever part of New York the fags live in."
I can't believe they call this weather reporting. Thank God I have The Weather Channel, CNN, Local News, The Newspaper, Internet Newssites, Misinformed Friends, and Michael Moore's Weather Service or I'd never know "the truth".
-CalexicoD
Thursday, August 30, 2007
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